Southern Living: Villa Rica Edition
/So, Redneck Yacht Club, huh? Welcome to our life in Georgia!
Jorie, circa 2000, ready for lake life. Obviously.
Thirteen trips to-and-from Ohio later, we found our house on a tiny lake in West Georgia. It wasn’t that easy, however, because in those 13 trips we worked with four realtors in multiple cities and looked at a minimum of 85 houses. Yes, we have high standards, but we also wanted a lake house (sounds a lot more glamourous than it actually is…we’re not talking about the Taj Mahal here!), and lake houses in Georgia are all…unique, to say the least.
The reasoning for a lake house? My mom swore she wouldn’t become my dad’s hobby in retirement; in an effort to preserve our family, we all needed built-in activities and had been accustomed to life on water. And now that I’ve lived on water, there’s no turning back. Which is not ideal for my soon-to-be post-graduate budget.
The Hodapp’s, June 2016. The happiest day of all of our lives, since my high school graduation meant I would FINALLY stop complaining about high school.
In a tiny little southern town called Villa Rica (for Spanish speakers, or even those who know a little bit about the language, in Georgia it’s not pronounced Vee-ya Ree-ca. It’s vil-la rick-uh. Villa Rica. You got it, now just add in some southern twang and slow your speed down, and you’d fit right in with the locals). After some nauseous driving through the backwoods of Georgia, we made our last trip as guests and would return as Georgia residents in just a few short months.
In June of 2016, I’d just graduated high school (hallelujah), and was swamped with my last cake orders in Ohio before the move. This period of my life was pretty much a blur as graduation day had become the happiest day of my life up to this point. We spent that summer back and forth from Ohio moving our belongings 10 hours south to a neighborhood where we could count on zero hands the people we knew, and to a city where they drop a golden nugget on New Year’s Eve in the town square. Not kidding.
This is truly what dreams are made of.
On June 21st, 2016, a few days before my college orientation, we closed on our new house. We planned to stay there for a few days until heading to Berry for SOAR, so we brought some essentials with us. You know, things like air mattresses, beach chairs, a folding table, clothes, golf clubs, my Kitchenaid mixer, and some snacks.
Our first dinner at our new house, June 2016. Leave it to the Italians to christen the kitchen with boxed spaghetti and jarred tomato sauce. The definition of gourmet.
Well, bringing kitchen utensils, for one, would have been a great idea. Curtains also would have been a good idea. And maybe lamps, shower supplies, and cleaning products would have all been good ideas. But no, we were ready to sit on the dock and drink room-temperature bottled water for the next few days. Priorities, right?
This was our pantry upon arrival. Stocked with nutrients. At least we wouldn’t totally starve.
My mom and I lived like nomads for an entire summer while my dad kept working in Ohio. I promise, we are two very intelligent women, but sometimes we just look at each other and shake our heads like, “what in the world were we thinking?!”
Seriously, we had no curtains on the back of our house, which is 95% windows and faces a lake with lots of activity during all hours.
We grocery-shopped at the local Walmart and bought a can of beans for tacos and couldn’t use it because we didn’t think to get a can opener.
We lived out of a travel-size cooler because the house came without a refrigerator—and we didn’t even think to go buy one, fully knowing that we would eventually make that purchase so we could, you know, live there. So we continued eating non-refrigerated and non-canned food off and on for three months.
Somehow, we survived, and as soon as my dad made the trip down, he looked in a closet, found some curtains, and held them up to us and asked the simple question, “why didn’t you hang these up?” Listen people, there’s no manual on how to move into a new house. But my mom and I lived as though we were stranded with no knowledge of how to use Command Hooks to avoid waking up and going to bed according to the sun’s schedule, not to mention avoiding all back-lit windows when it got dark and people could see in. Needless to say, we make a great pair, but we really need my dad if we actually want to survive for any length of time with any sense of logic or rationality.
Jorie + Dad, summer 2018. It took us another 2 years to realize we could hang curtains in my room, too, not just the upstairs. We consider ourselves a family of geniuses.
That summer may have been a blur, but it’s one I wouldn’t trade for the world. Little did I know, my life in Villa Rica hadn’t even begun yet, and my college life in Rome would be unlike anything I could imagine in a sleepy southern berg.
That’s all for this time! Excuse me while I go sit on our deck—in a real chair, around a real table—and eat some pasta that was fixed with more than one communal utensil.
Y’all Come Back, Now!
jorie
**Please note, I poke fun at Villa Rica and its southern culture because I truly love it. A humble little spot in West Georgia has unsuspectingly become home, at least for the last three years and a few/many more to come. It’s also rumored that I myself have developed a bit of an accent…if you want to hear the thick of my southern draw, just make me mad, and you’ll get an earful, bless your heart!
